omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
pros of dating me:
-you can literally kiss me whenever you want there will never be a time im not down for that
cons of dating me:
-i have no idea how to kiss so it’s probably gonna be really lame for you im sorry
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
what i have learned from talking about my feelings
- it’s better to not talk about my feelings
When someones replies to your text
And they’re like “huh?”
Really, bitch? The text is right there. How about you go back and read it again?